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Have fun with Carrots! - The Fun Page
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The popularity of the carrot is not simply due to its health benefits, delicious flavour and ease of growing. Carrots have become popular at least in part because of the way they have entered the public imagination. Much of the credit must go to Bugs Bunny, who first appeared on our screens in 1938. Bugs has had numerous catchphrases, the most prominent being a casual "Eh... What's up, doc?", usually said while chewing a carrot. From this moment on carrots were associated with fun and enjoyment.
Also try the Carrot Experiments for Kids Here - or
- kids craft items Here You must also try Mr Carrot Head - Make a unique face for Mr Carrot to keep! CLICK HERE
The Carrot Museum Word Search - here A Carrot Picture Slider puzzle is here - opens in new window - Here The Carrot Story (for younger kids) here |
Jokes
JOKE A. Whenever the conversation gets around to Murphy's Law which states "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong", it is always good fun to slip something like the following statement into the conversation "But that's not as bad as Cole's Law"> Continue the conversation and someone is bound to ask "What is Coles Law?". To which you simply answer "Shredded carrot and cabbage in mayonnaise.".... Aargh!!
JOKE B. A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of celery up his nose. He says: " Doc, I don't know what's wrong with me!" The doctor thinks for a while, and finally says "bingo! I know what's wrong with you!" The patient says "Really? What is it?". "You're not eating right."
JOKE C .There was this guy who was eating out when this lady noticed a piece of corn in his ear. He pulled it out, then forgot about it and carried on. Then he found a chunk of carrot but he still continued oblivious to the world. Then he found a pea. The lady had enough exclaiming, "Are you sick or something?" "No but the last guy sat next to me was," came the reply.
JOKE D. How do you make gold soup?? Answer take 22 carrots!!
JOKE E . There were two carrots walking down the road, a big carrot and a little carrot. On the other side of the road they see their friend cabbage in his cabbage patch. Big carrot says "Let's go visit cabbage on the other side of the road." Little carrot says "But there is so much traffic here I'm afraid I might get run over."
After several hours the doctor comes out. "I have some good news and some bad news." Big carrot says "Ok doc, go ahead, I can take it." The doctor says, "Well the good news is that your friend is going to live, but the bad news is he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."
JOKE
F. A guy goes into the bar
with a carrot in his ear. He orders a drink. The bar Next day the same guy with a carrot in his ear goes to the same bar and orders a drink. Again the bar tender wants to say something about the carrot but doesn't. The 3rd day the same guy and the same carrot go to the bar and order a drink. As the bar tender serves the man he can't stand it anymore. He says to the patron, "Hey Mack, you know you got a carrot in your ear? The patron says to the bartender, I can't hear you because I've got a carrot in my ear. JOKE G.
Knock Knock -Who's
there? Anything you want as he can't hear you! JOKE I. Confucius says, "Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary."
JOKE J
A rabbit went to a general store in the
countryside: "Do you have any carrots?" JOKE K Two women were digging in the garden. One pulls out a two foot carrot. She says, "This one reminds me of my husband's." The second woman says, "Your husbands is that long?" "No that dirty." Variation to K - "Two women were digging in the garden. One pulls out a two foot purple carrot. "This one reminds me of my husbands," she says. The second woman takes the long bumpy into her hands and analyzes the carrot closer. She even smells it and then replies, "Yeah, it sort of does look like your husbands." |
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Carrot Brain Teasers and games
The possibilities are only limited by your imagination. It might be fun to think of a game to play with the large carrots. Why not try the teasers or carrot party game or other fun stuff shown elsewhere in the museum? PUZZLE NO 1. And the answer is ..... It's simple enough. Try it out on your friends. Ask these questions ensuring that they answer quickly.
What is two plus
four? What is three plus three? What is five plus one? What is two plus two plus two? Name a vegetable. And the answer is ???? Click here to find out. |
Puzzle No 2 - The Triangle Teaser
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YES you have
guessed it A CARROT.
Now read on for the explanation or click here to go back. Experiments carried out by university lecturers on students, psychologists on colleagues and teachers on pupils have shown that between 66% and 90% come up with the answer Carrot!! Readers of the "New Scientist" are puzzling over why this should be. Random tests simply asking to name a vegetable came up with random answers. What is further intriguing is that many other answers when not carrot were orange or something orange! Another experiment showed that 60% answered carrot and a further 20% answered cabbage. Extra data:
1. The experiment
doesn't work well on people who do not have English as their first
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